GRUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL. that's what you can make with half-boiled rice. well, ok, no, you can't. neither can i ma

GRUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL. that's what you can make with half-boiled rice. well, ok, no, you can't. neither can i make myself into an exploding ammunition cartridge, no matter how well i orchestrate my outflung arms and say, "BOOM!"